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A typical Filipino party.
hidingunderamoustache: aeronautix: Ladies - Sit around talking. Catching it up, gossiping about everything. Men - Sing karaoke, get drunk, laugh and be loud as fuck. Teens - Stay in one area upstairs, eat, talk, whatever. Little kids - Run around and scream like theres no tomorrow. Grandparents - “Are you hungry, did you eat yet?” Uncles/Aunties - “Do you hab boypren?” “Do yo hab...
Death by Tortoise
did-you-kno: Aeschylus, a famous Greek dramatist boasted that he would only be killed if he gets a blow from heavens. On 456 BC a tortoise fell on his head from sky ( dropped by an eagle) and he died.
When your parents don't realize you're still awake...
Say out loud: ice, bank, mice, elf.
barefootdamsel: Reblog if you get it.
Ugg Boots and Shorts →
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Arriving At A Friend's House
lolsofunny: “Hi, thanks for inviting me…” Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
Oh na na
rebeccasugar: The demo for the finale song in...